Recorded by: Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellers
Written by: Wayne Chaulk


Wayne: Johnny listen. You did a couple of songs for us, how about a poem?
Johnny: Yeah.
Wayne: Would you like to do a poem?
Johnny: Yeah.
Wayne: What is the title of your poem Johnny?
Johnny: Anatomy of Newfoundland.
Wayne: The Anatomy of Newfoundland.
Johnny: Yeah.
Wayne: Good. When you’re ready just go ahead.
Johnny: St. Anthony is at the top of her head
Burin is down by her toes Baie Verte is on the back of her neck
Port-aux-Basques is on her nose
This island of ours is an awful shape
Tis like a sketch by Picasso
But the wonderfulest t’ing about it all
Is they put St. John’s in her asshole!
Ray: Little Johnny Wimple ladies and gentlemen