Recorded by: Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellers
Written by: Kevin Blackmore

Lyrics

Orange ya glad I found ya?
Apple all I do love you!
Lemon know you love me,
‘t would be grape to know you do.
Every time you a-pear with me,
And kum-quat by my side
I keep thinkin’ those old damsons
How I’d like to peel your hide!

Chorus:
Cause I’m fruit fruit fruit loopy over you,
The only problem sugar plum, is you’re not loopy too!
And the way you treat me darlin’, I figure all is lost
Your love for me ain’t peachy, it’s more like a squash.

Don’t worry about the kernels
Cause I’m the seedless kind,
I’d like to know you to the core
I cant’ get through your rind.
You might find me pulpy,
But you’re still a-peeling to me,
But it’s not your peel I want babe,
When I shake your fruit tree!

Chorus

It might be melon dramatic
This pruny tune I croon!
You’re my raisin for livin’
You’re my passion fruit!
Be my mango tango mama,
Do my jam dance everywhere,
Reciprocate my love dear
Don’t pickle me in vinegar!