Recorded by: Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellers
Written by: Kevin Blackmore

Lyrics

Ah the salesman was a corker
I said I don’t mind that
Laying out thirty thousand for an automobile like that
So I started home I figured the only problem I could see
Was the bugger coughed and sputtered
All the way to North Sydney

(CHORUS)
And her pistons went -sptu
And the sound of her horn was- beep!
And the rear end rattled – bllllllll
Suspension shook yer teeth! –  rrrrrr
And the wipers wobbled – pshoe pshoe pshoe pshoe pshoe
Overheated constantly
And the whole thing seem to be controlled electronically!

So I put her on the ferry boys we sailed o’er the deep
But when we got in Port Aux Basques well what a misery!
I brought a car from Toronto and figured that was it
Though it looked like a million bucks it was a piece of – blattt

(CHORUS)
And her pistons went – sptu
And the sound of her horn was -beep!
And the rear end rattled – bllllllll
Suspension shook yer teeth! – rrrrrr
And the wipers wobbled -pshoe pshoe pshoe pshoe pshoe
Overheated constantly
And the whole thing seem to be controlled electronically!

Half way cross the island I was way out in the sticks
I stopped for a feller who had drove off in the ditch
I didn’t want his money but he was headed to T.O.
I gladly swapped him for me car, good riddance to me own!

(CHORUS)
And her pistons went – sptu
And the sound of her horn was beep
And the rear end rattled – bllllllll
Suspension shook yer teeth! rrrrrr
And the wipers wobbled- pshoe pshoe pshoe pshoe pshoe
Overheated constantly
And the whole thing seem to be controlled electronically

(CHORUS)
And her pistons went -sptu
And the sound of her horn was- beep!
And the rear end rattled -bllllllll
Suspension shook yer teeth! – rrrrrr
And the wipers wobbled-  pshoe pshoe pshoe pshoe pshoe
Overheated constantly
And the whole thing seem to be controlled electronically!