Recorded by: Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellers
Written by: Wayne Chaulk
Peein’ in the snow and gazin’ down the hole,
Is the only thing to me that looks like spring! (spring, spring)
I said peein’ in the snow and gazin’ down the hole,
Is the only thing to me that looks like spring!
You know autumn came in summer, winter came in fall!
If it wasn’t for indoor potted plants there wouldn’t be no spring at all!
I fear the cursed salt trucks will be working late in June,
It’s been so long since I seen the sun, there’s a lot more heat from the moon!
I tried for help from government, must be something they can do,
They tell us before elections they can turn the sky to blue!
But when I showed up at their door, depression I could see.
I was so surprised to see ’em doing the same as me!
I can see why so many people turn to preachers on TV!
If this winter keeps on hittin’, a victim I will be!
You know Swaggart, Roberts and Baker seem happy constantly,
But give them three weeks in Newfoundland they’ll be standing outside with me!