Recorded by: Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellers
Written by: Kevin Blackmore
Lyrics
If you got the great big fright
and your heart give out tonight
Would you be ready now to go?
No you’re not, no, I know!
If you trips up over the cat
Or you’re clogged right up with fat
And you passes out cold junk
Is you ready for the great big thump?
And if your trike goes through the ice
And you get double pneumonia twice
Is you ready for the beyond
Drivin’ across the heavenly pond?
And your bog bikes takes a spill
And you finds out you is killed
Have you made all your amends
Is you prepared to start the end?
Chorus
By d’Lard liftin’ dyin’!
Stop the worry, don’t start cryin’!
By d’Lard liftin’ reevin’!
Stop the swipin’, stop the stealin’!
By d’Lard fryin’ Moses’!
Dry yer eyes, blow yer noses!
Check yer pulse, check yer pills
Write us cheques and send yer wills!
Look at the person next to you
You thinks ‘e ‘aven’t got a clue!
Walk on over and shake his hand
Leave his rings, the watch and band.
Go on out and call it quits
Take a tent, head for the sticks!
Chuck the tube, cut the phone
Tell the world that you left home!
Because up till now you’ve had it made
Livin’ only for today.
Is you ready for the great big thump
Or is your soul fit for the dump?
Purchase CDs or our tapes
Or see our show and you’ll be saved
Cleansed of all your soul’s disease
Unless you got in free.
Chorus twice
These aren’t the lyrics for You Make Me Sick….
I copied out the right ones, just in case.
I know a man and he had this heart problem
He met a girl and she told him she loved him
Out on a date, well things went well at first
But good went to fair and got steadily worse
At first a tickle in the back of his throat
Like he’d swallowed a sickle, he started to choke
His got all puffy and nose started runnin’
He whispered darling let me say something
Chorus
It was love at first sight, but I started seeing double
My heart was a fright, I’ve never had heart trouble
I wanted it right that first big impression
I shouldn’t get to close was my first big lesson
When you come near I feel this sensation
It’s pretty clear it’s your perspiration
The dizziness in my ear needs little explanation
Though I love you darling, you make me sick
He fell over with pain and upchucked in his beer
And he took to the scutters and his other big fear
When he should have got amourous he couldn’t get in gear
It didn’t look glamourous, he shouldn’tve been there
So I’m talking to you darling though not face to face
I can’t get too close, else I might lose my grace
But there’s one thing I know and one thing I’m sure of
I can’t touch you darling, but I can love you sort of
Chorus
Eventually they were married and they sorta got used to
Explaining to people and having excuses
About things he was wearing, injecting, and sniffing
And things he would carry for when he got sicking
And they got along for such incompatibility
And suffered because of impracticalabilities
You wonder how they got along in their bed
Well it’s the wonders of latex from his toes to his head
Chorus
Hi Becca: I actually wrote the first line as ” I know a man and he had this “Odd” problem…other than that you got the rest correct! i know our website lyrics page sometimes has mistakes like that as the people who copied them originally did it phonetically and that’s what they heard. They could have asked for corrections but didn’t ! thanks, Buddy