Recorded by: Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellers
Written by: Kevin Blackmore
Lyrics
Chorus:
Oh the wife she gets right vicious
If I don’t do the dishes
And when I comes home late at night
Oh man, she gets suspicious
I knows I shouldn’t talk like this
About me lovely missus
My son if she gets wind of this
She’ll pound me with her fist-es!
She sits home watching hockey
Drinking all me jockey
Building up her muscles
Looking broad and stocky
She used to be so pretty
But now she looks like Rocky
And I can’t say a word to her
She got a black belt in Karate!
Chorus:
Oh the wife she gets right vicious
If I don’t do the dishes
And when I comes home late at night
Oh man, she gets suspicious
I knows I shouldn’t talk like this
About me lovely missus
My son if she gets wind of this
She’ll pound me with her fist-es!
She’s always at that bingo
Talking lotto lingo
She’s always gone on dart nights
She says she likes to mingle
She daily buys her liquor
But says that she don’t drink though (no)
The way she eats, she don’t get time
She’s like the horse, by jingle!
Chorus:
Oh the wife she gets right vicious
If I don’t do the dishes
And when I comes home late at night
Oh man, she gets suspicious
I knows I shouldn’t talk like this
About me lovely missus
My son if she gets wind of this
She’ll pound me with her fist-es!
Lead Break!
Oh I got me a wife, she’s the love of me life
And I’m hoping something might hurt her
Something big like a truck or a train
But they’d likely call that murder
I’m fighting’ now fer “Husband’s Lib”
I’m hoping she won’t catch me
Cause she’d liberate me all right
Take me head clean off me body!
Chorus:
Oh the wife she gets right vicious
If I don’t do the dishes
And when I comes home late at night
Oh man, she gets suspicious
I knows I shouldn’t talk like this
About me lovely missus
My son if she gets wind of this
She’ll pound me with her fist-es!
Drop kick me in the chest-es
That’s so ugly as the witch is!
I’m talking about my missus!
