Recorded by: Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellers
Written by: Kevin Blackmore & Wayne Chaulk
Lyrics
I got dog dung on my shoes
They were Reeboks, they were new
Me mother’s screeching, “What’s I to do
With the cursed dog dung on my shoes?”
(CHORUS)
Rum ri row, rum ri row
I die dicky die, rum ri row
Rum ri row, rum ri row
I die dicky that’s how she goes
Up to the altar to be hitched
Up to the altar here’s a switch
The bald headed priest he’s sniffin me shoes
Said, “skip the rest, just say “I do!””
(CHORUS)
Rum ri row, rum ri row
I die dicky die, rum ri row
Rum ri row, rum ri row
I die dicky that’s how she goes
Standing there is me wife to be
Standing there for all to see
That woman she don’t say I do
She’s sniffin’ the dog dung on me shoes
(CHORUS)
Rum ri row, rum ri row
I die dicky die, rum ri row
Rum ri row, rum ri row
I die dicky that’s how she goes
Back down the isle all alone
Back down the isle I’m going home
Gonna catch that dog get a shot gun too
Blow that cur to Timbuktu
(CHORUS)
Rum ri row, rum ri row
I die dicky die, rum ri row
Rum ri row, rum ri row
I die dicky that’s how she goes
I lost my chances with the sweet Colleen
She was rich and pretty and neat and clean
I lost me chances on the girl of wit
All for a cruddy bit of …dung
(CHORUS)
Rum ri row, rum ri row
I die dicky die, rum ri row
Rum ri row, rum ri row
I die dicky that’s how she goes
I die, double die, triple die, dicky, that’s how she goes
Hey I don’t see 2011/2012 tour dates for Alberta – Sherwood Park – Festival Place yet??
Usually I have bought tickets for your show by now and am sweating out the Summer heat in anticpation for Fall/Winter and your arrival here in Alberta.
My wife and I love your music. It makes us laugh, cry, and think positively about everyone and everything around us. We are better people for discovering your readings and musical talents. Thanks, Martin.
Hi Martin:
We’re doing shows in Sherwood Park in October of 2012. The dates are not on our tourdates page yet, but don’t panic. They will come up by early winter, 2011.
Buddy
Appreciate it ever so for you blog post.Seriously thank you! Just want more.
Greetings! I’ve been following your website for a while now and finally got the bravery to go ahead and give you a shout out from Dallas Tx! Just wanted to say keep up the great work!
Thanks for being brave, though we dogs have barks that are worse than the bites. Write again.
Buddy